How bad were these pizza egg rolls ? SO BAD. I had no idea what to expect… We went out for seafood and these pizza rolls were listed as a side on the menu. “Sure, why not?” I said. “How bad could it be?” I said. Bleeeeeegh. At least my fried clam strips were really great!
First of all, like I said, I had no idea what I was getting. Pizza rolled up? A totinos type deal? Anything would have been better than a pizza egg roll. I’m not sure how you make egg rolls, but the shell tasted weird. It looked like they covered the shell with cheese, and then folded it up and stuffed it with whatever this mystery goop was. It looked like sauce and cheese, but the cheese was already next to the shell. No pepperoni or any other topping inside. Just this mystery, throw up looking substance. No real taste to it. This has to just be a joke on the menu. This gets a point just for not tasting as bad as it looks.