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Tag: pizzagate

Chuck E. Cheese’s Is Caught In A Real Life Pizzagate

I’m not big into YouTube, so it wasn’t until a friend “liked” @PineyMcKnuckle’s tweet below that I caught wind of the hottest conspiracy theory of 2019: my new favorite new conspiracy theory is that Chuck E. Cheese takes the pizza Read more…

An Open Letter to Pizzagate Believers

Dear Pizzagate conspiracy nuts, Get off of the computer. Have a cold glass of water and most importantly STOP SHOOTING UP AND THREATENING PIZZA RESTAURANTS. The fact that somebody actually went to Comet Ping Pong and fired shots is infuriating, but Read more…